Smiggy Balls

So I'm Sam, I'm 18, les, taken. Cali native, arts, sexology, psychology, dancer, musician, and all that other insignificance. Don't be shy, I'm the friendliest loner I swear. kik: sammikj95
fuckyeahfrancisse asked: Thank you!! ☺️


Answer:

Anytime hon!😊 Looking well, hope you’re also doing well!

newkidzonthecock:

readmyshiet:

puppy95:

bile7:

What I do?

she done she gone

she was like “okaaay”

She’s 100% done

(Source: betterthankanyebitch, via shannelbell-oftheball)

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

White Co-Worker:That's not how you say it.
My Dad:But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
White Co-Worker:Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
My Dad:You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
White Co-Worker:Just English
My Dad:Tell me something. What does a cow say?
White Co-Worker:Moo?
My Dad:That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
White Co-Worker:*sheds white tears*
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